Podcasts by The Gym Rant: Fitness Humor
Hilarious weekly or biweekly warped angry fitness RANTS for everyday gym goers. We “RANT” about common annoyances experienced on a daily basis in the gym. Once a week (sometimes more) we make fun of and discuss fitness & gym stereotypes, workouts, steroids, fad diets, nutrition hypes and MORE! No stereotype is safe, we will hit them all, from every side. Visit us at TheGymRant.Com, Call Us at (916) 365-2528
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Online Fitness? Really!?!? from 2021-09-25T20:21:01
“Gym are dead” said the same people that said car dealerships were a thing of the past and that dating online through apps was the answer to singles people’s prayers. Buuuut what happens when you h...
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But were you FAT though? from 2019-07-08T22:18:52
How relatable are 99.9999% of personal trainers? How many have actually struggled with body fat!?!? I mean really actually struggled, not just toning some lose extra pathetic amount of “fat”. But w...
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STEROID HATE: Why You Hate Steroid Users from 2019-06-03T17:55:35
This rant outlines 2 main reasons (combine the 2 for a 3rd reason) why you might hate on steroids. You can always dive deeper in to the weeds but it really does boil down to two reasons why you ...
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FREE FITNESS CHALLENGE? from 2019-04-12T16:26:30
FREE? Consumers claim to HATE bait and switch but for some reason swallow HORSE SHIT like Free Fitness Challenges and dig in to the BS pile waist deep and shovel the crap in to their mouths with...
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Annoying New Members? New Year Resolution? from 2019-01-29T18:07:26
Join me on my RANT about the REAL concerns with new memberships, New Year Resolution gym members, gym crowdedness and the Gym Industry's view on it all. Trust me you will be surprised, you may n...
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ENVY + CORPORATE ASSHOLES from 2019-01-24T19:44:14
Envy feels like SHIT and will eat your soul! We go in to how destructive this is and how it takes over people when seeing success, fitness results or upswings in careers paths. Dive in to a long...
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Bitches Be Crazy! from 2018-10-31T05:40:52
Join the Big Booty Barbie and I on a Rant about girls (& guys) acting insecure when a significant other starts working out. We cover examples of things that are said, crazy sh*t that's said and wha...
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Proper Gym Personal Space from 2018-10-23T00:49:27
In this episode we attack proper personal space and proper etiquette when choosing gym equipment & machines. This was brought on by a final weird experience recently in a big box gym. People, stick...
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Instant Therapy Session: Who Cares About You? (Bonus Series) from 2018-10-08T23:36:25
This will be one of many "Instant Therapy" bonus episodes that will be released. During these Instant Therapy sessions it is our goal to give it to you straight, trim the fat, not sugar coat anythi...
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Gym Drunkenness, Special Guests & The Big Booty Barbie from 2018-10-01T03:15
Special episode featuring "Hashtag Pound Sign Not Ractist Irish Ryan" and his wife "Christine Killa-Mutha-Fugga Bolen"! We try our best to stay on topic in the new gym studio but too many cocktails...
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BONUS: Stop Bitching, Quit Excuses & Shut Up! from 2018-09-24T19:05:33
RANT WHILE DRIVING! ANGRY Bonus Episode! Join me on this last minute, random RANT which was recorded from the car during one of my morning commutes! I just heard one bullshit excuse too many and fi...
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STEROID use in Cops & First Responders from 2018-09-20T21:00:39
Controversial stuff here! You wanted it and now you got it! Join this RANT topic about STEROID use with Cops, Law-Enforcement & First Responders! Visit us at TheGymRant.com and follow us on Faceboo...
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Planet Fitness Review from 2018-09-13T18:29:54
Here we go! Another loaded episode for you! This episode comes at a request from a listener to give an opinion on Planet Fitness, they assumed that I would like the way Planet Fitness practices bus...
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BONUS: Is Using Steroids Cheating? from 2018-09-07T04:00:41
BONUS RANT ALL! In this BONUS RANT you hear opinions on whether STEROIDS or Performance Enhancing/Performance Image Enhancing Drugs is considered cheating. Brought on by some engaging conversations...
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Gym Flirting? Don’t Flatter Yourself from 2018-09-05T00:16:19
Holy crap! Who else is sick of women thinking they're being hit on in the gym? This RANT is about all that and more! Being notified that you left your phone on the machine is not some guys way of t...
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Steroids, Myths, Truths, Q/A & Gym F*ckery from 2018-08-29T05:40:52
This episode dives in to the frustrations experienced with the severe lack of basic STEROID use identification & education! Join me on my RANT down the road about the ridiculous assumptions people ...
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Top Health Hacks! Or not? from 2018-08-16T00:11:31
Today we RANT and dive in to the over used, watered down term- "HACK"! Everything is a HACK now? Click bait ads everywhere are using the term "HACK" to draw in crowds to everyday useless (or novice...
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THE DAD BOD - The New, Do You Even Lift!? from 2018-07-31T00:32:08
Dad Bod? Is there even one solid definition of what a Dad Bod officially is!?!? We're SICK of hearing the term Dad Bod! Join us for a RANT about this STUPID term which is being thrown around all ov...
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Gym Crew Douchebags from 2018-07-17T05:55:27
This RANT got a little angry! Join me on my RANT on Gym Crews Vs Workout Partners, the difference and what makes Gym Crew Douchebags! I lay it on THICK for these loud idiots in their matchy matchy ...
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Hotel Gyms SUCK! from 2018-07-11T00:28:32
24hr Fitness Center my ASS!!!! Join me on my RANT about the hotel industry's BULLSHIT claims to have a "24hr Fitness Centers" at their lodging institutions! We all know 8 out of 10 hotels that clai...
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Spandex & String Tank Tops! from 2018-07-03T06:42:12
We RANT HARD on the Broga Pant wearing douchebags and the Sting-Kini wearing idiots in the Gym. MY Co-Host, the Big Booty Barbie, lays it on THICK for douchebags thinking they are BAD ASS for weari...
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Short Shit Guys & Steroids from 2018-06-28T18:51:38
Join us on a RANT about the Napoleon Complex, Short Shit, Junior Juice Headed, Small-Man Syndrome idiots in the gym! It is time someone lays it out and lays it on THICK for these morons. Join us an...
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Imaginary Lat Syndrome or ILS from 2018-06-12T19:54:17
Join us for Episode 5, a bonus episode, where we cover Imaginary Lat Syndrome or ILS. I have made numerous comments about ILS on my rants and felt the need to explain what it is. Of course in this ...
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Stank ASS! We Pray That You Know Who You Are! from 2018-06-06T02:25:42
Join us for another GYM RANT about the smelly, nasty, disgusting, gross A$$ Mother F*ckers in the gym who smell up the entire facility! In this episode I am joined by my lovely beautiful wife the "...
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Dramatic Gym Pacing AKA- Qui Chey Cain Pacing Tiger from 2018-05-31T01:49:29
In this episode we Rant about the Gym Pacers! The idiots who take up tons of Realestate in the gym by pacing large areas between every set!!!! It's annoying bro! Settle down and knock it off!!!!
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Full Resting DICK Face & Full Resting BITCH Face from 2018-05-16T02:27:57
What's with the Full Resting Dick Face bro? You mad bro? In this episode we Rant about those "Hard Core" douchebags in the gym who seem to always just look pissed off all the time. Pissed off in th...
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Testosterone Replacement Vs. Steroids, Performance Enhancers from 2018-05-08T01:24:50
Hey Rant listeners! As promised here is a rant on the differences of TRT (Testosterone Replacement Therapy) and stereotypical STEROID use. We RANT about the idiots who claim to be on "TRT" but are ...
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(BONUS) Rant while driving: Personal Trainer my F*CKIN A$$!! (Forgive the bluetooth audio) from 2018-04-19T23:08:54
Recorded over bluetooth in the car, join me on my Rant about big box corporate gym personal trainers, what a JOKE! Enjoy bashing on the stereotypical joksters calling themselves a personal trainer ...
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(BONUS) Short Rant: The Water Jug Guy from 2018-04-12T20:06:22
Short Rant about the water jug carrying morons in the gym
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