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[New Campaign Premiere] Who's Your Daddy? from 2023-11-28T09:00
WEIRD TIMES IN PISS HARBOR CHAPTER 1.
Piss Harbor. A town where crime and danger always flow. The kind of place where Cordelia's most badass bounty hunters gather, hungry for th...
ListenTRAILER: Weird Times in Piss Harbor- Premiering NEXT WEEK! from 2023-11-21T17:00
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ListenAnd Just Like That... from 2023-11-14T09:00
After an epic quest through Cordelia to Hell itself, our heroes find themselves face to face with the man behind all of their hardships: Lexicon Matters. Will they face off in a climactic battle...
ListenHALLOWEEN SPECIAL: Blood Tales of Depravity 2: Mummy Issues from 2023-10-31T08:00
Listen, if you SCARE! Light up the cauldron and sell your soul to the lowest bidder, for Ru-no, I'm sorry-BLOOD TALES OF DEPRAVITY returns for another chilling adventure. Join Count Dracula (Chr...
ListenHell Rules (with special guest Caldwell Tanner) from 2023-10-03T08:00
As our now TOTALLY KILLED PARTY take stock of their new, Hellish surroundings (spoiler: it's Hell), perhaps they would do well to enlist a guide of sorts to show them the way? Enter a mysterious...
ListenBoy Do We Ever Have Such Sights! from 2023-09-19T08:00
The gang arrives back on campus for the new semester and-what?? Polaris University is gone? It's now a "Forbidden Zone"?? Boy I have got to start paying more attention!
B...
It Looks Like You're Trying To Save Your School from 2023-09-05T08:00
Our heroes try to soldier on following the events of last episode, but as they approach the Forbidden Zone, the dangers only increase.
Would they like help?
To learn more about...
SUMMER SPECIAL: Summer Draft '23 from 2023-08-22T08:00
While we're sure you're desperate to hear the next chapter of our gripping tale, the back half of August is a time to slow down, relax, and enjoy those last days of summer. So the Bad Boys of Po...
ListenEnter the Mother, Part 3 from 2023-08-08T08:00
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Enter the Mother, Part 2 from 2023-07-25T08:00
Deep beneath the Soaking Va-sorry, Soaking MOTHER, our heroes find themselves face to face with some familiar faces, but has anyone been spared by the ravages of time? Probably not! Dea...
ListenEnter The Mother, Part 1 from 2023-07-11T08:00
Do you remember the first time you took a long trip away from home, and then came back, and found some small detail had changed? Maybe the 7-Eleven repainted the lines in the parking lot, or you...
ListenIt's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Cottage from 2023-06-27T08:00
We know the Rude crew loves a cottage, but how will they react when confronted with our *jolliest* NPC yet? Why, it's probably going to go great! I bet that everybody leaves this episode as happ...
Listen[Patreon Preview] MÖRK BORG from 2023-06-21T16:29:35
"One day all will blacken and burn. Just as the Two-Headed Basilisks have predicted. The world is dying, time is short."
Today we're playing MÖRK BORG: "A doom metal...
ListenCome Glide With Me from 2023-06-13T08:00
There there, friend. Please, rest on this comfortable, padded stool. It can be so hard to download a podcast, but somehow you've done it. Well done! Why don't I pour you a favorite beverage? Per...
ListenIt's Fly Time, Baby! from 2023-05-16T08:00
As our heroes depart the Woods Beyond the Woods, they find themselves one step closer to Hell. But those dark storm clouds on the horizon, are they real or metaphorical? Wait, they're real ...
ListenBONUS: For the Queen 2023 from 2023-05-02T07:00
Respect her! Honor her! EXALT HER!
Our jesters five- Branson, Carly, Chris, Joe, and Tim, gather to tell a tale of Queenly love and Queenly mystery. Who will say "long live the Queen!" wit...
ListenRude Tales of Magic: Trailer from 2023-04-11T16:57:45
Rude Tales of Magic is coming to Headgum! Listen every other Tuesday as Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher, buck a...
ListenRevelations 2: 2Rev2lations: Final Revelation from 2023-02-27T00:34:28
Flipcup's in this one! He's kind of "our" Grogu.
ANNOUNCEMENT TIME: We are adding another podcast to the Fortunate Horse family business/cult/polycule. It's called Listen
TEASER: Tim's Made of Bugs&Ali Fisher's NEW Sleepventure from 2023-01-19T22:44:56
ListenRevelations from 2023-01-19T02:47:44
The, admittedly questionable, hippie idyll of The Woods Beyond the Woods has been shattered, and everything that can go wrong, does. After tonight, nothing will be the same. Sex, death, and secr...
ListenYuletide Kombat Family: CHEF EDITION from 2022-12-22T17:01:57
Yuletide Kombat Family is a game where holiday themed characters fight to save Christmas. This time, however, the Rude Tales crew puts a whole new spin on the word “SEASON” looooooool! You’ll fi...
ListenALERT: Have Yourself a Merchy Little Flipcup from 2022-11-21T18:52:25
We have LOTS of new stuff in store and the new designs are WILD(ly good). Order by December 4th to receive the new stuff before the holidays!
Relics from 2022-11-08T05:26:21
*HURRY UP AND GET TICKETS TO SEE TIM'S NEW LIVE SHOW!!! THIS FRIDAY!!* https://nycomed...
ListenInto the Woods from 2022-10-13T04:12:21
There's simply no rest for the wicked. Reeling after the Battle of Brian Doyle Falls, the gang can barely catch a break as their brief respite is cut all too short. The open road calls yet again...
ListenDepartures from 2022-09-21T04:38:34
To escape the guardian of Brian Doyle Falls, some of the gang must make the ultimate sacrifice. Specifically Debonesby and Stirfry, who both die in this episode of hit podcast Rude Tales of Magi...
ListenWeather's Here, Wish You Were Beautiful from 2022-08-23T22:02:04
I need a vacation...from this vacation!
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We're Going to GenCon! and a wee bit o' TEASER from 2022-07-27T23:37:04
Folks, we're headed to GenCon next week (Click here to see the schedule of FH shows and games Listen
Gleaning the Cube from 2022-07-07T13:37:23
You can 't go home again.....but what if you can? I mean EVERYONE says you can't, but....what if they're wrong? People change, places change, you can't step in the same river twice, sure, we've ...
ListenRude Talks of Public Chatting! For YOU! from 2022-06-24T18:55:44
Before we return with new episodes next week, we thought we'd invite you in to our Rude Talks of Chatting for episode 49 "O Captain My Captain!" JOIN US now and...forever? For more like this and...
ListenUNLOCKED: The Lost Diaries of Frederick DeBonesby from 2022-06-03T15:42:58
UNLOCKED: An audio recording of lost but recently discovered (by Christopher Hastings) pages of the lost diary of Frederick DeBonesby. We're taking a cycle off to gather and record more genre-de...
ListenO Captain, My Captain from 2022-05-23T04:05
Wait a second. if I'm...here...and you're...there...then...WHO'S DRIVING!?
Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! Sam's been invaluable helping us out in the edit bay. If you notice the show is ex...
ListenFEED GUEST: "Bride and Vroom" by Oh These, Those Stars of Space from 2022-05-11T18:30:20
[KNOCK KNOCK] Who's there? [An Additional Wonderful] An additional wonderful who? AN ADDITIONAL WONDERFUL PODCAST! And it's called Oh These, Those Stars of Space. Yes, the Rude...
ListenThe Thin Black Line from 2022-05-06T11:31:12
Bad boys, bad boys, what are you going to do? What are you going to do when they come for you?
Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! Sam's been invaluable helping us out in the edit bay. If you n...
ListenOperation Ottersquirt from 2022-04-25T04:05
Bravely descending into the lion's den, the gang must make a daring rescue and great escape by trying the one thing they've never tried before: trying. Meanwhile, deep within the Mind Palace of ...
ListenIt's a Calling from 2022-04-04T16:30
The gang literally crosses paths with a figurative brother-in-arms. Will they join forces to defeat an infestation of evil along the way? Yes! Obviously!
CW: Coconuts, blood, loud noises....
ListenWorkin' Hard from 2022-03-12T00:37:39
It works if you work it, so work it, you're worth it. The gang is delayed, for WORK!? While Bellow picks up a shift at the vacation factory, the girls FINALLY get some alone time. A new status q...
ListenGoblin Mode from 2022-02-24T11:18:03
Jesus Christ, we're finally back.
Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. Happy to say that our prayers came true and Sam's gonna be with us for awhile....
ListenDown for the Count from 2022-02-22T09:05:55.087672
Metaphorically at-sea and literally in-woods, our heroes struggle to survive encounters with the natives and wildlife of the Teenage Forest. Thirsty provincial royalty, swarms of altered beasts, se...
ListenDial E for Elf from 2022-02-22T09:05:55.085644
When a rich, protestant elf gets epsteined (murdered) at the posh Lindseyngham Manor, our heroes must become the crack investigators they were always meant to be. Listen as they ruthlessly interrog...
ListenWhen You're Here from 2022-02-22T09:05:55.083899
Exhausted and fed up, our heroes battle and cajole their way through the last leg of the Teenage Woods and its brood of ridiculous and dangerous denizens. But what lies beyond? After all this, can ...
ListenA Murder of Crows from 2022-02-22T09:05:55.070461
One loose thread hunts another in the shadowed labyrinth of Scrum North, the erstwhile temple-cum-Kenku bandit hideaway. Blades in the dark. Betrayals remembered. Promises made. A new power dips a ...
ListenMountaintop (with special guest star Brennan Lee Mulligan) from 2022-02-22T09:05:55.068878
"Regarding that principle, the Buddha often said to the bhikùus, “You should know that the Dharma which I speak is like a raft. The raft is used to cross the sea of suffering — birth and death. Bef...
ListenBlack Lives Matter. Solidarity Forever. from 2022-02-22T09:05:55.065848
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Listen[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 3 from 2022-02-22T09:05:55.064318
From low life hit men to haute couture fisticuffs, this week our not-so-merry band of journeymen killers-for-hire bounce from frying pan to fire as they find a way to turn even the acts of sleeping...
ListenTEASER Lasers and Feelings #1 from 2022-02-22T09:05:55.060147
To whet your appetites until the return of the Polaris University gang in two weeks, listen to this: a new trailer for our just released Lasers and Feelings episode. NOW ON PATREON!!!
Joe ...
UNLOCKED: Blood Tales of Depravity from 2022-02-22T09:05:55.058228
Ever wanted to hear “The Rude Crew” play Vampire: The Masquerade? No? Well eat shit because -due to our producer falling ill- it’s HERE! That’s right this BONUS EPISODE has crash landed on the shor...
ListenBreaking Dawn from 2022-02-22T09:05:55.055888
Exit, pursued by human-sized bats. Our heroes fly across the dunes and dust of the Trashlands, exhausted and terrified, to escape the attacking swarm, but from the East comes dawn, and with it? Why...
ListenIt Sphinx In Here from 2022-02-22T09:05:55.054019
Riddle Guy '97. If you weren't there, you'll never know. Festival flings, ancient dangers unexpectedly returning, and a daring plan to rescue a kidnapped crow. Yep, Riddle Guy '97 truly had it all....
ListenInterlude: Are You Afraid of the Scares? from 2022-02-22T09:05:55.046462
Our beloved and award-winning producer Taylor is off! So our intrepid heroes take a non-canon break by the fire to tell tales both creepy and kooky, and, altogether, ooky. Also, one member of the p...
ListenOh These, Those Stars of Space: "Who Do Dare" from 2022-02-22T09:05:55.035748
ALERT! INVADERS FROM SPACE! Oh These, Those Stars of Space that is! Here is the first public chapter of our episodic, space-based chaos festival from the same Rude Crew you know and "would die for....
ListenCall Me Late to Dinner from 2022-02-22T09:05:54.998756
Soup's up! Come and get it! After a brutal few days on their inexorable odyssey north along the mighty Kay River, our heroes are finally given room, board, shelter, mercy, grace, a warm welcome, th...
ListenCrossroads from 2022-02-22T09:05:54.993055
Content Warning: gore, bodies, seven (7) dead horses, pebis
ListenHell and Back from 2022-01-13T19:28:55
It's a reunion in the Cordelian Pastoral, and everyone's invited. Dead or alive. So nice to reconnect with old friends, isn't it?
ListenTim Platt's YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY Holiday Special from 2021-12-22T20:16:30
Tis the season…yeah the season to FIGHT! Tim Platt runs a made up game of YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY for Ali, Branson, Carly, Chris, Joe, and Taylor! Featuring music from Steve Desiena. Produced by Tim...
ListenWe Get to Have You from 2021-11-19T00:13:53
Being on the lam makes strange bedfellows, like the fang-a-toofed rhinemaidens of the Kay River's bloody muddy banks. In exchange for some much needed help the gang agrees to rescue that most preci...
ListenSneak SHRIEK: Tim Platt's "What a Terrible Night" from 2021-10-26T04:05
BEHOLD, on this Pre-Hallow's Week, we present to you both tricks and treats. Available right now on the Rude Tales Patreon feed is Tim Platt's "What a Terrible Night," a decadent and terrifying des...
ListenGood News, Bad News from 2021-10-23T19:02:14
Nothing makes a journey upriver more convenient and tolerable than that grandest of party barges, the humble riverboat. Its vibe decadent, its pace, leisurely, its destination, romance. What better...
ListenThe Riddled Remnant (with special guests Adal Rifai, Erin Keif, and John Patrick Coan) from 2021-09-24T02:19:57
One second you're ambling along the Switchblade foothills, and then BOOM you're accosted by the traumatized diaspora of the festival you indirectly marooned in the desert (played by the hosts of go...
ListenTEASER: Tim Platt's Honey Heist from 2021-08-25T05:00
Last year Tim Platt (Stirfry, Smellulus, Tim Platt, Davo) decided to try and run his own game of Honey Heist. Thank god we recorded it, because it must be heard to be believed. Unfortunately the au...
ListenThe Way We Came from 2021-08-13T11:37:07
Our heroes yet again find themselves on the run, but how can they escape the once-great city of Ruleshaven while it's surrounded by the seemingly unstoppable Witch Hunters. Help may come from below...
ListenIn the Flesh from 2021-07-29T01:08:34
BEHOLD THE MODERN PROMETHEUS! We return to the pinnacle of the Switchblades, where the mad goblitect/Flesh Titan Brian Fuck stomps madly among the thatched roofs and freed peoples of Ruleshaven. Ju...
ListenThe Ringer from 2021-06-17T10:30:05
And when upon leaving the town hall on that first and final day, a citizen asked the Bellringer "You there, sexful blue man, what have you given us, a republic or monarchy?" he is said to have rep...
Listen[TEASER] Trouble in Paradise! from 2021-06-15T04:00
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ListenJurisdiction from 2021-04-21T22:33:17
The gang finds themselves thrust back into civilization, and into far more danger than they could have ever predicted, as they finally arrive in Ruleshaven to discover that the continental breakfas...
ListenUNLOCKED: Sixgun Showdown! from 2021-03-24T15:50:40
BEHOLD AND BE NOT AFRAID, for unto you a gift is given! In honor of reaching ONE MILLION DOWNLOADS, we're lifting the velvet rope of Patreon-exclusives, to bring you PARSELY: Sixgun Showdown! Join ...
ListenWay Down in the Hole from 2021-02-24T20:45:43
The gang goes Down Under! Down under the ground that is! As an increasingly unstable Hot Roddy leads them deeper and deeper into the stone bowels beneath the Switchblades, our heroes are threatene...
ListenInfinite Jests from 2021-02-11T01:35:07
TRAPPED in the Switchblade Mountains! DECEIVED by puckish mountain pRaNkStErS! Unable to trust their very senses! Or even....each other!?!?! Folks, I'll shoot ya straight here. Doesn't look good fo...
ListenThirsty Falls: Part 2 from 2021-01-13T22:19:42
Thank you for visiting Thirsty Falls. We ask that you please refrain from throwing objects, such as coins, ropes, or any flammable substances into the canyon. Please keep all sunbathing and other a...
ListenNYE Special: Beans & Revelry from 2020-12-29T05:05
Ah, the works of Jane Austen! Comedies of manners, reversals of fortunes, and more proposals than you could shake a be-ribboned bonnet at. This New Years special from the folks at Rude Tales of Mag...
ListenThirsty Falls: Part 1 from 2020-12-16T03:32:26
Behold the wonders of the Trashlands. History-making festivals! Beasts of sky and soil! And of course, the world famous Thirsty Falls, one of the most beautiful, mysterious, and deadly natural wond...
ListenRiddle Guy from 2020-11-18T21:23:04
When we meet for the first time I bring joy, but see me again and I bring only despair. I always tell, and always ask, though, try as you might, you cannot say the same. I have defeated kings and b...
ListenRain of Terror from 2020-10-13T12:07:07
Snatched! In the midst of hard won revelations and a daring jailhouse rescue, our heroes have been taken by the most freshman cult in Cordelia. What plans do the Fractus stans have in store? Can Co...
ListenA Stranger Comes to Town from 2020-09-22T09:36:14
It's been over a month since the destruction of Mt. Fractus, and our heroes find themselves settled into their new lives in the Trashlands. But when a stranger with a glint in his eye comes to town...
Listen[Miniseries] Come at the King: The Final Chapter from 2020-08-25T19:58:36
Sic semper tyrannis.
Listen[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 6 from 2020-08-12T17:30:25
**NEW DIGITAL LIVE SHOW on AUGUST 28TH** Get tickets now at rudetalesofmagic dot com!
Meanwhile in Part 6, the chickens (and the harpies) are coming home to roost. Promises are broken, hi...
[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 5 from 2020-07-28T15:55:57
A single moment of chaos and madness throws the fate of the entire Cordelian Empire into question as our heroes face the final, shocking carnage of the Power Ball. But perhaps the greatest danger t...
Listen[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 4 from 2020-07-14T15:52:07
It's high crimes, light treason, and social faux pas par excellence at the Power Ball in the caverns beneath Payola, and our inverted-heroes (the opposite of heroes in a way if you think about it) ...
Listen[Miniseries] Come At the King: Chapter 2 from 2020-06-16T14:05:47
The blast from the past continues as our would be assassins delve into the sultry Suggestions District, on the lookout for an infamous bugbear femme fatale and her terrible secret about the Emperor...
Listen[NEW Miniseries!] Come At The King: Chapter 1 from 2020-05-20T00:13:48
While the original Rude Tales gang waits out quarantine in Stirfry’s pocket (no food), here's a tale from Cordelia's mysterious past: COME AT THE KING, a miniseries set 500 years before the events ...
Listen[UNLOCKED] Encyclopedia Cordelia: Origins of Empire from 2020-05-14T16:30:34
[UNLOCKED! The Encyclopedia Cordelia is a new mini-show, sort of a "quick bite" or "qui-bi", that explores all the geography, history, and lore of the world of Cordelia. Written by insatiable lore-...
ListenPack Your Bags from 2020-04-22T02:05:22
Chickens come home to roost as our heroes juggle obligations old and new. Backs are stabbed. Deals are made. Loyalty is pledged. The long arm of the law doesn't bend, and destiny (or destruction?) ...
Listen[UNLOCKED] Rude Talks of Chatting #10 "Buggin Out" from 2020-03-31T20:00:59
The Rude Tales' VAULT has been OPENED and this episode of Rude Talks of Chatting (our aftershow for Patrons) has been UNLOCKED. This is the episode discussing episode 10, Buggin Out, about the pris...
ListenRude Tales of Magic presents "Married to the Sea" LIVE at Union Hall from 2020-03-24T12:07:59
This episode of Rude Tales of Magic was recorded live in front of a studio audience. Also, it's non-canon so anyone ESPECIALLY STIRFRY can die.
ListenBoys Boys Boys from 2020-03-12T07:15:38
An uncouth cadre of daredevil saviors waylay our heroes on their journey to destroy the bandits in the north, but perhaps this rambunctious new sect has exactly what our friends so desperately need...
ListenAll the Little Ants from 2020-02-25T14:34:23
Froggie went a courtin' and when he did ride, DANGER must surely follow. Our heroes find themselves in the good graces and iron clutches of one Mr. Scrum Fabulous, the gadabout flycatcher and never...
ListenBuggin' Out from 2020-02-11T17:29:55
Live free or die? Eat or get eaten? Are you in, or are you out? It's a wild night in the Soaking Valley County Jail as our heroes fight for their freedom and their lives when a jailbreak gets out o...
ListenTEASER: Rude Tales LIVE at Union Hall 1/24/20 from 2020-01-30T21:55:46
Feeling TEASED Yet? Well you 'bout to feel it! Here's a little slice of our recent live show at Union Hall in historic Brooklyn, New York, USA. Stranded on a pirate ship, the gang must reconcile a ...
ListenThe Cave and The Mistress from 2020-01-28T12:08:45
Captured! Desperate! And...Deadly? The gang races, and riddles, to save their friends from the completely reasonable consequences of their own actions. Missions are accepted and secrets are, you gu...
ListenBrothers Keeper from 2020-01-14T14:08:23
The dead speak! Sort of. But there's no peace in the valley today, hombre. A brief respite in the Delighted Wife quickly turns to mystery, danger, and violence. Can our heroes rejoin what malice an...
ListenGIANT SIZED New Year's Eve Holiday SPECTACULAR from 2019-12-31T16:59:13
Meet the industrious dwarves of Flammable Rock Holdings. They're naughty, they're nice, and they've got just a few hours to plan the ultimate company New Year's Eve party. Can they book the talent?...
ListenFools Crush In (LIVE in Brooklyn) from 2019-11-19T05:05:15
The gang is whisked away by a malevolent, though romantic, force who will pry every secret from their most hidden hearts! Can they survive his psychological gauntlet? What truth will they dare to r...
ListenMother Knows Best from 2019-10-22T14:12:18
It's a family reunion...of sorts, when our heroes are introduced to their mysterious host in the heart of The Nest. Who or what is She? What dark trials must our heroes best? What will be the horri...
ListenClass Dismissed from 2019-09-24T04:16:29
The beginning! What a fine place to start. We meet our nascent heroes in the throes of the beginning of the sunset of their scholastic salad days. Demon possessions, ominous warnings, and threats f...
ListenRude Tales of Magic: The Trailer from 2019-09-18T20:09:48
Captain tease, please!
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