Podcasts by IDK What Im Doing

88. Final Episode: I don't know how to 33 from 2021-03-10T02:41:29

The final episode of the podcast :((( Merika and Miles reflect on 3 years of the pod and what they did (and didn't) learn. Bye y'all!

87. Minisode: I don't know how to have the perfect bowel movement from 2021-03-02T17:54:21

If you are like Miles and you hate hearing about poop, skip to 6:07. Otherwise, get ready for a take-no-prisoners episode about bowel movements, smart bish water, and dressing your age.

86. I don't know how to get off my phone from 2021-02-23T19:08:55

Phones have taken over our lives and this week we are spilling the T...mobile! How much screen time is too much? Is a phone an indulgence or pure evil? Our eyes hurt!

85. I don't know how to read comics from 2021-02-16T15:21:28

This week we talk slutty X-Men, learning to read by reading Archie, and all that manga at Borders (RIP).

84. Minisode: I don't know what CBD is from 2021-02-10T23:52:51

We answer all your oozing questions in a minisode that covers meditation, drug mules, and Big Bang (the theory AND the Kpop boyband).

83. I don't know when to say no from 2021-02-02T16:13:55

This week we discuss saying yes to too much work, taking one for the team (sexually!), and saying no to gay peer pressure.

82. Minisode: I don't know how to go back to school from 2021-01-27T21:35:22

This week we actually have good advice?? We talk changing careers, taking drugs because your job is too hard, and what life is like at age 90. Spooky!

81. I don't know how to sing from 2021-01-21T17:34:49

Mic check! This week we talk all things singing: from karaoke to belting in your Honda Civic. Plus, Merika reveals a secret she's been keeping from Miles since high school—and he is shook!

80. Minisode: I don't know how to take good dating profile pics from 2021-01-12T22:57:06

Merika is almost too horny to answer your questions this week! We sit down (because standing sucks!) to talk mirror selfies, werking from home, and bootcut jeans.

79. I don't know how to achieve my goals from 2021-01-05T12:47:16

Goal guru and Miles' boyfriend (!) Andy joins us to set goals and spill tea. 2021, here we come!

78. Minisode: I don't know how to say I love you when I don't mean it from 2020-12-29T15:05:12

Just in time for New Years, Merika and Miles talk Zoom weddings, Taylor Swift's prolific year, and getting in the moOoOod.

77. I don't know how to holiday in a pandemic from 2020-12-22T18:47:41

Ho ho ho! In this episode, Miles steals his mom's Christmas ornaments, and Merika rips her roommate's wish list to shreds.

76. Minisode: I don't know how to be excited enough from 2020-12-15T14:34:11

Another light flow episode! We talk sexy student teachers, finding happiness every day, and Obama's baby obsession.

75. I don't know how to be straight from 2020-12-09T16:13:17

Merika returns for an episode about straightness, but also gayness, breast implants, centaurs, and hunter gatherers. Y'all ready for this?

74. Minisode: I don't know how to hug dudes from 2020-12-02T03:19:26

Miles goes solo this week! Listen to him talk under a sheet by himself about Only Fans, Planet Fitness, and working from homo.

73. I don't know how to be cute from 2020-11-24T23:08:30

Our minisode become a maxi this week as we won't shut up about Taylor Swift, Planet Fitness, and Triscuits on a nipple.

72. Minisode: I don't know how to date in a pandemic from 2020-11-16T19:34:18

We kind of answer listener questions but also talk Hayden Panettiere, micropenises, and sliding into DM's.

71. I don't know how to be honest from 2020-11-10T00:46:36

We're back from a short quarantine to talk honesty, but also the Real Housewives, Julia Child, and rimming! Is Merika Miles's hottest friend??

A Lil Update from 2020-10-23T22:11:34

Not a real episode! We don't have anything recorded right now, but we didn't want to leave y'all hanging either.

70. I don't know how to do drugs from 2020-10-13T03:44:06

The D.A.R.E. program lied to us!

69. Minisode: I don't know Cotton Eye Joe and I don't want to from 2020-10-07T03:58:34

Merika and I answer (?) one listener's questions. Pandemic parties! LGBT terminology! Eurodance!

68. I don't know astrology pt. 2 from 2020-09-29T14:27:28

Part two of our astrology episode with special guest Kailey. This time it's Merika's turn and like, we're shook.

67. I don't know astrology pt. 1 from 2020-09-22T14:59:34

Our first two parter! Special guest Kailey reads our birth charts. We also talk about Whitney Houston’s poop!

66. Minisode: I don't know where the straight men are from 2020-09-14T14:55:39

Special guest Ari is back to help us “answer” your questions. I put answer in quotes because Merika suggests you can ward off negativity by putting crystals in your bra.

65. I don't know how to live with other people from 2020-09-09T02:03:10

Special guest Ari joins us to talk roommates, black market pre-workout, and stealing toilet paper dispensers.

64. Minisode: I don't know how much chest hair is too much from 2020-09-01T02:30:14

We answer your flaming questions! Also Merika hates swamp ass and Miles finally discusses his balls.

63. Minisode: I don't know how to get my period at the car dealership from 2020-08-27T04:03:24

We struggle to answer 3 listener questions. Plus, Merika has a Covid scare and Miles wishes he'd stolen more pens in his life.

62. I don't know how to be a woman from 2020-08-17T16:29:06

We talk womanhood with special guest Slade. Boobs! Periods! Dresses! Makeup!

61. Minisode: I don't know how to ask for nudes from 2020-08-10T20:38:09

We answer your questions! Kind of! Also Merika thirsts for daddies and Miles #hates #hasthtags

60. I don't know how to journal from 2020-08-03T12:29:52

We break out our diaries to discuss our sexy pasts. Plus, Miles discusses the juicy men of IKEA, and Merika doesn't wear a bra!

59. Minisode: I don't know how to help you from 2020-07-27T18:09:05

Our first minisode where we answer your throbbing questions! Plus Merika talks anal sex Miles does not care about Chris Pine.

58. I don't know how to be fancy from 2020-07-13T16:49:34

57. I don't know how to summer during a pandemic from 2020-06-29T13:46:04

Merika plans to become a single mom and Miles is jealous of his elderly neighbor's suntan.

56. I don't know how to fight systemic racism from 2020-06-15T21:02:35

Is watching diverse TV shows not enough???

55. I don't know how to revive this podcast from 2020-05-29T04:25:33

We're back baby!

54. I don't know how to say goodbye from 2019-04-03T11:34:17

53: I don't know how to be creative from 2019-03-27T12:41:50

Our first expert ever (!) Megan talks finding your creativity, influencing coworkers, and why open office plans suck!

52. I don't know how to plan ahead from 2019-03-20T11:56:47

Cargo shorts are destroying America!

51: I don't know how to be normal from 2019-03-13T12:01:16

Special guest Quentin joins us to talk awkwardness, falling asleep to Civil War docs, and old ass security guards.

50: I don't know how to let go from 2019-03-09T19:13:39

Miles' twin brother joins us for our 50th episode!!!

49: I don't know how to host a party from 2019-02-28T04:31:04

Miles is hosting his 1st party in his condo. Merika really hates Facebook!!!

48: I don't know how to stop working from 2019-02-20T04:04:27

French people! Save us!

47. I don't know how to flirt from 2019-02-13T02:58:58

Merika's got game but can't close. Miles has no game and also please don't touch his face!

46: I don't know how to feel secure from 2019-02-07T03:32:52

Future popcorn influencer Claire joins us to talk Fyre Fest, job security, and getting robbed.

45: I don't know how to live my best life from 2019-01-30T23:48:04

Tell us how, Marie Kondo!

44: I don't know how to die alone from 2019-01-23T15:28:01

Just let My Chemical Romance plan your funeral

43: I don't know how to have cheekbones from 2019-01-17T03:11:37

Merika is down for plastic surgery. But first, can she borrow a million dollars?

42: I don't know how to travel from 2019-01-10T03:46:38

Merika wants to travel solo and Miles worries that she'll die.

41. I don't know how to have BDE from 2019-01-03T02:21:22

Looking for that big dick energy.

40. I don't know how to be the new me from 2018-12-27T20:33:58

We just have to change everything about ourselves

39. I don't know God from 2018-12-20T16:28:56

is she a woman or what

38. I don't know sports from 2018-12-13T03:00:23

Gooooooooooal!

37. I don't know how to holidays from 2018-12-05T16:20:03

Can we just skip to New Years?

36. I don't know how to money from 2018-11-28T20:56:24

Is not having savings still ok in your 30's?

35. I don't know if people like me from 2018-11-22T05:52:53

First impressions are the worst impressions.

34. I don't know how to stay awake from 2018-11-14T13:00:49

we tired

33. I don't know how to read from 2018-11-08T03:54:32

JK books are dope we're just really busy.

32. I don't know how to be whelmed from 2018-11-01T02:40:24

If only we could move to Europe!!

31: I don't know how to family from 2018-10-23T14:46:24

Can you get adopted as an adult?

30. I don't know how to be happy for other people from 2018-10-11T02:30

How dare other people have what we want!

29. I don't know how to be a good friend from 2018-10-03T18:08:24

Is judging your friends ok? 'Cause we do it constantly.

28. I don't know how to be a nun from 2018-09-26T01:19:20

AKA THE HORNY EPISODE

27. I don't know how to party from 2018-09-20T03:28:02

Blacking out just isn't as fun anymore. Special guest Jamie!

26. I don't know how to be woke from 2018-09-13T03:54:05

Changing the world is hard.

25. I don't know how to get older from 2018-09-06T03:53:16

We're only good at being young and we're not even very good at that.

24. I don't know how to stop judging people from 2018-08-30T02:14:50

Seriously how are people so dumb?

23. I don't know how to deal with death from 2018-08-23T03:03:18

Life is hard to deal with too.

22. I don't know to get married from 2018-08-17T02:03

Weddings are complicated!

21. I don't know how to be gay from 2018-08-08T04:46:25

Merika tries to understand her new sexuality. Miles eats A LOT of tortilla chips.

20. I don't know how to keep a home from 2018-08-01T04:23:37

Are antiques bullshit?

19. I don't know how to feel from 2018-07-25T04:16:35

Merika and Miles are joined by Miles' twin brother Zachary to discuss break ups, when to say I love you, and big dick energy.

18. I don't know how to shut up from 2018-07-19T03:21:04

Merika and Miles are joined by their dear friend (and former bully!) Jon to talk Rainbow Road and screaming at your coworkers.

17. I don't know how to vote from 2018-07-11T02:55:25

Merika's 3 jobs catch up with her, Miles has no game, and oh yeah, politics.

16. I don't know how to dress from 2018-07-03T03:54:15

This week it's all about clothes, camel toes, and boob sweat. Y'all ready for this jelly?

15. I don't know how to date from 2018-06-27T01:46:36

Our first guest EVER joins Merika and Miles to talk lesbian crushes, ghosting bullshit, and ugh, boys.

14. I don't know how to manage my time from 2018-06-20T00:18:15

This week: Merika's dry spell is making her late for work, Miles dances with strippers.

13. I don't know how to save the planet from 2018-06-13T12:36:21

Are people really brushing their teeth with the faucet running??

12: I don't know how to do my job from 2018-06-05T23:29:19

Merika rebrands Shark Week! Miles gets pregnant!

11: I don't know how to cook from 2018-05-30T01:49:14

Miles literally does not know how to talk, and Merika wants those endives all for herself.

10: I don't know how to buy a house from 2018-05-22T02:27:58

Merika drinks an iced coffee really, really loudly. Oh, and Miles is buying a condo!

9: I don't know how to have a pet from 2018-05-08T02:53:26

Merika tries to squeeze love from a fish, and Miles stays up way past his bed time.

8. I don't know how to answer your questions from 2018-05-01T03:11:23

We fail to answer all your burning questions

7. I don't know how to make friends from 2018-04-24T01:34:46

Are they really your friend if they don't invite you to stuff??

6. I don't what's cool anymore from 2018-04-17T03:13:08

Merika and Miles on white bitches, men's fashion, and getting aroused by your murder dreams.

5. I don't know how to diet or exercise from 2018-04-10T04:59:02

How does Beyoncé do it???

4. I don't know how to speak another language from 2018-04-03T02:22:02

Merika and Miles discuss Gameboy Advance, mail fraud, and German bitches.

3. I don't know how to do my dream from 2018-03-27T01:59:25

2. I don't know how to have sex from 2018-03-21T00:16:59

Merika and Miles talk virgin stories, butts, and Four Loko.

1. I don't know how to 30 from 2018-03-13T01:27:03

Merika and Miles catch you up on where they are at 30. Secret fact: they're confused!