Podcasts by Planet Birth

Planet Birth #6 - Big Dick Super Magic from 2021-06-08T18:03:38

*kerchoo* ... That was the sound of us hypnotizing you with our magic ear lobes. Yeah. That's right. Magic motherfuckin' ear lobes, bitch. Can you believe that? George R.R. Martin could never. T...

Planet Birth #5 - Sex Attics and the Penal System from 2021-02-25T17:33:28

'Sup shawty. In this eppy, we submerge ourselves into the intriguing world of fluid dynamics. Ooooh. Ahhhh. If that doesn't immediately demand your full attention and eternal devotion, then perh...

Planet Birth #4 - The Blacker the Berry, the Sweeter the Jews from 2021-02-03T05:25:43

Henlo my fellow flat-birthers. On this episode, we [REDACTED] and delve into the political realm [REDACTED] and also [REDACTED]. Did you know that President George W. Bush [REDACTED] a peanut butte...

PB#4 - The Blacker the Berry, the Sweeter the Jews from 2021-02-03T05:25:43

Henlo my fellow flat-birthers. On this episode, we [REDACTED] and delve into the political realm [REDACTED] and also [REDACTED]. Did you know that President George W. Bush [REDACTED] a peanut butte...

Planet Birth #3 - Tentacle Evangelist from 2020-12-29T13:00

2 Things. First of all, none of us can orgasm. It's just not in the budget. Secondly, some of us REALLY want there to be tentacles at the center of the universe. 

Strap in, folks. As...

Planet Birth #2: 100 Gequines, C'eint Glizzy, & Crown Moulding from 2020-12-23T03:21:41

So congress passed a piracy bill and our egos are big enough that we think they'll really care about our use of unlicensed music during the intro of our VERY POPULAR VERY COOL podcast. So we did...

Planet Birth #1 - Topgolf at the Center of the Universe from 2020-11-19T16:30:06

Last episode we tried out a new format, kinda liked it, and decided to keep it. But our old name "Hear Me Out" doesn't quite explain what that new format is. Sooo we're changing it. We are tenta...

HMO.Gov #1 - SWEAR ON A TEEN VOGUE from 2020-07-27T14:27:09

It's finally here. The first episode in our long-awaited, critically acclaimed, hater-feared, fan-favorite new name and format. We've got 3 episodes in the bag right now, and dambi if they aren'...

HMO 9 (Pt. 1): Didney World from 2020-07-05T19:20:56

Our first two-parter! Our Guest, Haley Kellam, sure brought out a lot of conversation :). The gang discusses the State of the State of Florida, Ketchup vs Syrup (or maybe both?), & plays fuck, marr...

Short Stack 3: YEP. from 2020-06-01T19:00:52

We talk about Spiderman, his phone autorotate situation, the sex appeal of different Spiderman versions, Hollywood's obsession with shooting doors to either open or lock them (whichever is conve...

HMO 8: The Doritos Locos Pancake (Ft. Jack P.) from 2020-05-26T15:23:51

Jack Purdy rejoins the cast of Hear Me Out for a second tour. He's a seasoned Veteran, and honestly shows us a thing or two about podcasting. Food Sins,  Pots in one Hand, Spoon in the Other, Subwa...

Short Stack 2: Toe Positive! from 2020-05-17T18:04:13

Is stubbing your toe . . . equivalent to BDSM for people with foot fetishes? Did Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo) & Black Widow (Scarlett Johanssen) actually have sex in the MCU? These and other ...

Short Stack 1: Bits from the Brevity Briefcase from 2020-04-27T23:55:12

The boys are back- way earlier than usual- with more of that sweet content for the many, many fans we definitely for sure have. This one's a bit experimental! It's shorter than normal and not as...

HMO 7: Monkeys . . . Of the Arctic Variety from 2020-04-16T21:48:58

Strap in folks because this one is a doozy! In this episode, we discuss the meaning of sentience, penis music, animal economies, penguin unions, iNcEst, & cargo shorts. Also, we answer the a...

HMO 6: Christianaldo Ronaldo's School for Drama & Soccer from 2020-02-17T20:36:35

Hear Me Out! class is in session, and much as this show doesn't have rails to begin with . . . we're thoroughly off them this week. There are too many talking points to list here so um enter at ...

HMO 5: For the Mamas! (Feat. Jack P.) from 2020-01-25T18:45:33

At the release of the last episode, Jay's mother asked a question.  "Hey love. So I see the next episode is out of your podcast. Is there less profanity? My sweet spirit wants to know before I open...

HMO 4: A Post-hensile Wasteland (Feat. Dallas R.) from 2019-12-10T19:49:49

The Bois are back in the studio, and you already know we're up to our old tricks. We've still gotta adapt and evolve(TM), though- so we brought a guest with us for this one! A quick rundown of t...

HMO 3: Compulsory Bird Murder from 2019-11-18T05:41:03

Welp. We're back from hiatus with another hour of . . . something for you all. Ethan's got a bloodlust now, so that's cool. Tyler's working out bean ordering logistics with Publix, & Jay rem...

HMO 2: Introverted Snakes from 2019-09-16T22:43:23

Hey! We've got an intro now! (Duo by Two Factor Authentication)

Talking points for this one include . . . 

Roach paths in my kitchen, Cold brew oatmeal, & Qui Gon...

HMO 1: Beef Slabs & Peach Cobbler from 2019-08-26T19:59:48

Hear Me Out! (Yes we needed the exclamation point, how else can we communicate our unbridled enthusiasm?) is a show where 3 friends (Tyler Brazleton, Jay Burnett, & Ethan Powell) seek out op...