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The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year.
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5|4 - Coal Crisis from 2023-12-12T07:30
Is it sustainable to continue gifting coal to the naughty children, or is it time to consider an alternative?
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5|3 - The Zen Den from 2023-12-10T07:30
With the workshop now fully automated, Elaph takes some time out for elf-improvement at the Zen Den of Fury Control.
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5|2 - Letters to Santa from 2023-12-08T07:30
Letters to Santa keep arriving by the sack full, from both nice and naughty children.
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5|1 - All Quiet Poleside from 2023-12-06T07:30
Welcome to the first episode of Elf Control - Series 5 The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year.
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4|9 - Troubles from 2022-12-22T07:30
The Gamebox machine is operational again, as is the fully updated sticker machine; whilst the Claus's are on the road to recovery albeit with a few bumps along the way.
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4|8 - Christmas Party from 2022-12-20T07:30
The Elf Patrol investigate an incident and stick around for the Christmas Party.
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4|7 - Electric Sled from 2022-12-18T07:30
Elphonse's electric sled arrives whilst Santa and Mrs Claus's just chill.
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4|6 - Minty Fresh from 2022-12-16T07:30
Mrs Claus has caught the contagious virus from Santa; and Elphonse continues treating them with old (free!) reindeer medication, preferring to spend his new found funds on warehouse updates.
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4|5 - Tech Support from 2022-12-14T07:30
Despite the tech trouble, the workshop elves have been busying themselves by tooling some more traditional toys.
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4|4 - Optimal Credit from 2022-12-12T07:30
Elphonse acquires the means to fix the workshop machines.
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4|3 - Computer Virus from 2022-12-10T07:30
Unexpected news for Grumble and a computer virus for Santa?
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4|2 - North Pole Nepotism from 2022-12-08T07:30
With Grumble still not back from Christmas Island, Elphonse has his hands full.
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4|1 - Christmas Sale from 2022-12-06T07:30
Welcome to the first episode of Elf Control - Series 4!
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3|10 - Christmas Eve from 2021-12-24T07:25
No power & no Santa. Can the Elves save Christmas?!
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3|9 - Powerless to do Anything from 2021-12-22T07:25
The Northern Lights of Santa's workshop have become dim.
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<h5 class="card-title"><a href="/podcast/elf-control/3-8-shutting-it-down/">3|8 - Shutting it Down</a><small> from 2021-12-20T07:25</small></h5>
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3|5 - Priority Mail from 2021-12-14T07:25
Santa checks in from abroad, how will the unexpected news impact the workshop?
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3|3 - Happy Holidays from 2021-12-10T07:25
The revamped, automated workshop churns out the toys while Santa makes an announcement.
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<h5 class="card-title"><a href="/podcast/elf-control/3-2-store-visit-in-store/">3|2 - Store Visit in Store</a><small> from 2021-12-08T07:25</small></h5>
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<h5 class="card-title"><a href="/podcast/elf-control/3-1-another-festive-christmas/">3|1 - Another Festive Christmas</a><small> from 2021-12-06T07:25</small></h5>
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<h5 class="card-title"><a href="/podcast/elf-control/2-10-christmas-eve/">2|10 - Christmas Eve</a><small> from 2020-12-24T07:43:51</small></h5>
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2|9 - Suspicion from 2020-12-22T08:08:11
What to do with Demetrielf? A visit from the Elf Patrol and an addition to the workshop.
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2|8 - Interrogation from 2020-12-20T07:30:06
After some heavy hitting at the North Pole, elves are under the spotlight with some big revelations.
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2|7 - Another Elphonse Plan from 2020-12-18T07:30:05
The elves are in a festive flap as Santa's workshop undergoes a safety inspection, will Elphonse's plan help increase toy production in time for Christmas?
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2|6 - Elf Patrol from 2020-12-16T07:29:44
Introducing the Elf Patrol, enforcing law & order on the North Pole, despite the lack of crime.
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2|5 - Jokes&Audits from 2020-12-14T07:30:09
Preparations are in full swing at Christmas HQ, toys are in full production, decorations are being made and Santa & Grumble are preparing the bon bon 'jokes'.
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2|4 - A Visitor from 2020-12-12T07:30:46
The workshop is buzzing with activity with the freshly trained elves hard at work in the lead up to the happiest day of the year, whilst Elphonse tries to balance the books.
2|3 - A Deer Farewell from 2020-12-10T07:30:40
A farewell to an old friend, a dangerous new threat and Mr & Mrs Claus can't agree.
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2|2 - An Upskill Battle from 2020-12-08T07:28:09
With Santa's workshop modernising to meet the demand of electronic toys the Workshop Elves are in desperate need of some skills training. elfcontrolofficial.com https://youtu.be/PhVct2LhM_4
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2|1 - New Year from 2020-12-06T20:02:25
The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year. Happy new year! Head Elf Elphonse and his assistant Grumble are ba...
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BONUS: Twelve Days of Elf Control Christmas from 2019-12-24T16:45:35
Merry Christmas 2019 from everyone at Elf Control!
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1|10 - Christmas Eve from 2019-12-23T20:24:27
The Season 1 finale! One more sleep and the North Pole is buzzing with activity. The reindeer have been deloused, Santa’s suit is back from the dry cleaners and the Elf strike continues – not th...
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1|9 - The Guests from 2019-12-21T15:37:12
The guests have arrived early, something about crossing the international date line, crossing it back and re-crossing it.
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1|8 - Christmas Party from 2019-12-19T20:21:34
Whilst every party at HQ is technically a ‘Christmas Party’ the actual Christmas Party is reminiscent of any other office Christmas party, copious amounts of liquor, disgruntled workers awkwardl...
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1|7 - Rumours/Party Plan from 2019-12-15T12:17:49
That one special day of the year which is only 5 sleeps away albeit 2 sleeps away for our busy Elves who are working tirelessly around the clock to meet their yuletide quotas whilst staying awak...
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1|6 - Elphonse's Plan from 2019-12-13T18:18:15
It’s only one week until Santa will take to the skies to miraculously deliver toys down every single chimney in the world, yes even to homes without chimneys – I did say it was miraculous.
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1|5 - Store Visit from 2019-12-13T18:17:22
Santa’s in store appearance is the delight of countless boys & girls but the chagrin of Head Elf and occasional workshop foreman, Elphonse, who landed Santa in his department store throne just i...
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1|4 - Preparing for Store Visit from 2019-12-13T18:16:04
The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year.
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1|3 - The Workshop from 2019-12-12T15:28:30
The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year.
The workshop is at its busiest, non-stop 24/7 getting all...
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1|2 - Hospital Visit from 2019-12-12T15:27:47
The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year.
Mrs Claus is in the Elf-mergency room and Santa is keen to...
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1|1 - Reindeer Howitzer from 2019-12-12T15:26:14
The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year.
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