Crude Summer Episode 1: Harry Potter / Teleteubbies: Snape Fucks Tinky Winky - a podcast by Tim Henson

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Each week we will take a dip into DV’s pool of disgusting, poorly written, and just weird erotic fan fiction/ sex stories that have been featured over the past 15 years of the podcast. I originally read these stories to you during a segment called Sextastic Tuesday, which aired just about every week (on Tuesday’s, naturally) and creeped out a generation of freaks. Every weekend this summer we will relive some of these abominations.

This week:

 A classic slash fan fic featuring Snape from Harry Potter being sent off to Teletubby land, where he teaches the tubbies a thing or two (anally speaking, of course)

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Snape was very sad he was not having many pleasures doing lectures and teaching students anymore there’s no D in there this person I don’t think English is our first language students. All these adventures happening at Hogwarts the inner life from his bones and he had nothing more to accomplish he ...

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